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notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

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thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Tried my hand at making a comic. I call it ‘Florida’." [zahel]

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fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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letskillhiatus graphic battle round n° 5 typography | entry n° 5

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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